Family First: First Day of School Mommy Shenanigans

Motherhood shenanigans:

So, it's Tre's official first day. We wake up late, but no worries, he still gets to school on time. His transport is dropping him off and we both arrive at the school at the same time (I'm there for a parent social). His driver calls to me and says, "They thought Tre was already in school, and they're saying he's not supposed to receive transport." WHAT?! Another driver starts blowing her horn. I motion for her to go around. There's two lanes in the carpool for a reason. But no, she wanted to be ignorant, so I let her do that all on her own. I tell my driver I'll handle it.

I get inside and I see his special education teacher and I inform her that there's an issue with Tre's trans. and that I'll be back after the social to talk about it.

The parent meet up ends, and I talk to teacher and transportation about how we shouldn't misplace my child in the future. They collected another child and assumed it was Tre, and that my child did not belong in his assigned school. They were about to send him home. Everything's been sorted out. Thank God.

I'm about to leave the school and then I am reminded to volunteer for his school by another mom who also happens to be a state trooper. We'll call her Officer Mary. She's kind. We chat while we're filling out our applications about motherhood and kindergarten and everything's going. Then my phone rings. They hang up after 2 two rings. No big deal... then my phone starts playing (on it's loudest sound level mind you) "F*÷k the Police. F*÷k, f*÷k, f*÷k the police. I'm like "Dear God will you shut this phone up?!" I look completely embarrassed! I turn red. I apologize. I look at my phone, and FaceBook has turned itself on and has decided to play random videos on my time line.

The cop's looking at me, the librarian is looking at me, the volunteers are looking at me, THE KIDS ARE LOOKING AT ME!

Well, this thwarts my plan to overthrow the current PTA president and rise to power as its new leader. All I know is, one of you is about to be unfriended for crushing my dreams of getting one of those police stickers for my car. Shoot! Me and officer Mary could have been best friends!

Until next time,