My Kids are Wreckit Ralph-ing My Sex Life!

My Kids are Wreckit Ralph-ing My Sex Life!

In a marriage, kids can do one of two things to your sex life. They can either a) enhance it or b) make it difficult to enjoy your partner.

My Kids are Wreckit Ralph-ing My Sex Life!

I know I don't have to tell you that your children couldn't care less about you having some privacy to use the bathroom, let alone you and your spouse getting your rocks off. There's nothing like a temper tantrum or a crappy diaper to lower your libido. You already know this. I can't really blame them either. It's a part of their survival mode to be cock blocks. Think about it this way:

Whilst you commence with your "boot knockin'", you create the opportunity to once again reproduce. If you bring another child into your family, the previous child(ren) will no longer receive the same amount of time or attention they'd been getting before the new sibling's arrival. What happens when there are more children? Accidents. Accidents clearly happen either way, (A fall here. A scrape there.) but our attention is now divided. One set of eyes can't focus on multiple things at once. Therefore, they're instinctively hindering us from making the beast, to preserve their way of life.
But how do you respond to your kids efforts? Some of us may throw in the towel and give up on creating those intimate moments. I mean, it's easier to quit and requires no effort. Do nothing and the fire starts to dwindle followed by the sex.

My Kids are Wreckit Ralph-ing My Sex Life!

Another way to respond is to change your mindset and approach to sex. Before kids, sex was a breeze. It happened anywhere and anytime. I insist that you embrace the "quickie" as parents. Start making jail house/prison love, and DON'T GET CAUGHT! It can actually be fun trying to avoid the kids. Really, that's what makes it exciting. Hiding, ducking around corners, and stealing moments just for the two of you to share. I'm not naming any specific locations to attempt your "sessions" but if a lock is available to you, please make use of it.

My Kids are Wreckit Ralph-ing My Sex Life!

For those of you that have let your kids run a muck in your bedroom, let them keep it. Tell your partner to meet you in the hall closet, out on the balcony, or in the laundry room. It's never too late to recreate a great sex life. Good luck. No, really, go and get your bedroom back though...it's yours after all. 

Do any of my readers have a good hiding spot they'd like to share in order to inspire those who may need to spice it up? Let me know in the comments below.

BTW: A great resource I accidentally picked up, thinking it would help answer the questions I had about COLIC, would be LOVE IN THE TIME OF COLIC. Although it's not filled with details about colic, it still has some great info for new parents who have "slowed down".

My Kids are Wreckit Ralph-ing My Sex Life!

Until next time,